Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Sounds Like April Fool's, But It Isn't

Research on male chefs and line cooks has shown that "the boys" can't stand the heat in the kitchen and these men studied — all working in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen — have a notably lower sperm count. And, we all thought it was just working for Ramsay that was emasculating.

Ironically, a firefighter answered the call and has developed a heat reflector shield designed for the chef's apron pocket. Ice pack optional accessory.

The world can all breathe easier now that we know Gordon Ramsay can procreate.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

as a feminist, I want those articles coming out about how a man choosing to be a chef is selfish because it means choosing career over family. ;-)

FWIW, Gordon has already procreated - I think he has two or three kids. I'm a huge fan of the man, and watched a couple of series of his shows in London - he seems totally different with his family; more gentle and loving. Thank god!

katiez said...

Yet another advantage to living in France....I only have the vaguest clue as to who Gordon Ramsey is....
I want to see the crotch shields, though....
Would that be like an old 'codpiece'? Or more like a 'sporran'? Or should that be a 'Sperran" Ooops, getting late, time for my time-out!