- Are you eating rocks?!!
- Please don't poop in the bathtub.
- Goat food is for goats, not us.
- That? That's Mommy's fat roll.
- That's right! Bird poop is nasty and we don't touch it.
- Hello? Poison Control? Okay, please don't laugh ...
- You know, I actually like peas now.
- Can Mommy have her ice cream cone back? Please? Please?
- Honey, the cat doesn't need a binky.
- Okay, princesses or race cars today? Race cars? Good.
- Hmmm, the pureed prunes aren't bad. But the green bean mush tastes like dirt.
- What did you eat?! Was that a crayon? Okay, now where's the marble?
- Why are you washing your hands in the toilet?!
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Thursday Thirteen: Things I never thought I would say
Then I became a parent.