Friday, May 25, 2007

Food Quotes

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking. ~Steve Elbert

High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us? ~Annita Manning

Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people. ~Elizabeth Berry

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne

If organic farming is the natural way, shouldn't organic produce just be called "produce" and make the pesticide-laden stuff take the burden of an adjective? ~Ymber Delecto

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician. ~Meryl Streep

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ~Alfred E. Newman

Did you ever stop to taste a carrot? Not just eat it, but taste it? You can't taste the beauty and energy of the earth in a Twinkie. ~Astrid Alauda

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